kain-screams's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 320 Points

Crimp Kicker

Medals Earned: 3/16 (30/160 points)

Crimp Cleanup 10 Points

Kick your first Crimp

BRB 10 Points

Pause the game

Whoops 10 Points

Restart a level

Thank You 10 Points

Check the credits

Fuck You 10 Points

Kill someone in the credits menu

Newgrounds Office 10 Points

Clean the Newgrounds Office

Newgrounds Basement 10 Points

Clean the Newgrounds Basement

Tom Fulp's Living Room 10 Points

Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room

Pub Castañon 10 Points

Clean Pub Castañon

Soup 10 Points

Soup

Ranch Ramirez 10 Points

Clean Ranch Ramirez

Junkyard 10 Points

Clean the Junkyard

HELL 10 Points

Clean HELL

Space 10 Points

Clean Space

Newgrounds Portal 10 Points

Clean the Newgrounds Portal

Woohoo 10 Points

Complete the game

E-motion control-ercoaster

Medals Earned: 8/100 (40/500 points)

Stepford 5 Points

Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.

Helpford 5 Points

Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).

Stepoke 5 Points

Break a heart with minimal effort.

Stepunch 5 Points

2 close friends.

Soccerford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points

On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.

Stareford 5 Points

Didn't even touch you, cry baby.

Book of Stevelation 5 Points

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

Steppercut 5 Points

Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.

Stepsword 5 Points

Katana is just a punch but longer.

Stelbow Drop 5 Points

Looks like a ring post to me.

Slapford 5 Points

High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.

Shootford 5 Points

Draw the smallest gun.

Fordball 5 Points

They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.

Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points

See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.

Straygun 5 Points

Laser is just a sword but longer.

Stepfordriver 5 Points

This is wrestling, not boxing.

Shotgun Shellford 5 Points

Tetris.

Splitford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stompford 5 Points

Make a leg. Also Tetris.

Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points

Make the other leg. Also Tetris.

Stepfobotomy 5 Points

Tetris.

Timbord 5 Points

Tetris.

Sparford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfast 5 Points

Tetris.

Stario 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfornado 5 Points

Tetris.

Smega Buster 5 Points

Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).

Stepforyuken 5 Points

See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.

Scorpford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stelectrord 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy Claws 5 Points

Aaaand Tetris.

Ford You 5 Points

Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.

Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points

This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).

Superford 5 Points

5 with 5

Sargeford 5 Points

T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.

Stepvord 5 Points

Pac-Man

Steathead 5 Points

Bac-Man

Stepfordmc 5 Points

Let's move teatime back a bit.

Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points

Let's move teatime forward.

Screwford 5 Points

Screw teatime.

Stelefrag 5 Points

Building bridges.

One giant Stepford, man 5 Points

Plus size.

Stepforang 5 Points

Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.

Sleepford 5 Points

ZZZ

Stepfockey 5 Points

Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.

Stepfore 5 Points

Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.

Stepfnf 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepfnaf 5 Points

Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.

Stevada 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stehemoth 5 Points

Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.

Smoochford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Cheford 5 Points

Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stat's All Fords 5 Points

Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepbomd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Disarmd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.

Skupord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stfu 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stogieford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sockford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sbeerford 5 Points

Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)

Stepforpg 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stedi 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points

HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.

Castle Crashord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Slaymord 5 Points

As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.

Steprobe 5 Points

Rotate the rectangle.

Screamford 5 Points

♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)

Stepfohn Cena 5 Points

Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)

Stepformageddon 5 Points

Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.

Stepfoh dear 5 Points

Or just flip the music note again.

Holy Shtepford 5 Points

The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.

Hellford 5 Points

Same again but exactly the opposite.

Stairford 5 Points

Clue's in the name.

Steppy Krueger 5 Points

Flip it.

Step on a landmine 5 Points

Make a landmine.

Stepfong Lao 5 Points

Flip it.

Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points

Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.

Holey Shtepford 5 Points

Flip it.

Step 1000 Fords 5 Points

...and again.

Stepball 5 Points

Once more.

Stepthord 5 Points

Make Mjölnir.

Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepmara Forgan 5 Points

Ring

Stedding 5 Points

Slap a rock on that ring.

Stepflation 5 Points

Flip it (guess it didn't work out).

Deaford 5 Points

Dig a grave.

Stabality 5 Points

Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.

Stepfowl 5 Points

Boil an egg.

Siford 5 Points

Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.

Robord 5 Points

Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.

Stelestial 5 Points

Building bigger bridges.

Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points

Bigger box.

Smilepford 5 Points

Wider smile.

Sniperd 5 Points

Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.

Stet It Fo 5 Points

Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)

Spazzors 5 Points

Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.

Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points

Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.

Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points

Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.

Eat Peanut Butter and Jelly

Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/145 points)

Eat a PB & J 5 Points

Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Fast Food 25 Points

Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds

Quick Bite 50 Points

Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds

5 Sandwiches 5 Points

Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode

7 Sandwiches 10 Points

Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode

10 Sandwiches 25 Points

Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode

Savor the Taste 25 Points

Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)

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Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Pixel Paintdown

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/125 points)

Welcome to Pixel Paintdown! 5 Points

Played the game for the first time

Been There, Painted That I 5 Points

Play 1 round

Been There, Painted That II 10 Points

Play 5 rounds

Been There, Painted That III 25 Points

Play 10 rounds

Almost Winner! 5 Points

Place top 3 one time

Almost Almost Winner! 10 Points

Place top 3 5 times

Almost Almost Almost Almost Almost Winner! 25 Points

Place top 3 10 times!

Winner! 5 Points

Won 1st place one time

Winner Winner! 10 Points

Won 1st place five times

Winner Winner Winner Winner Winner! 25 Points

Won 1st place 10 times!

Politics. USA

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/370 points)

STOP THE COUNT!! 10 Points

Get Impeached!

I Think We're Done So We Might As Well Eat the Gun 25 Points

Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

You Got a High-Score from Your Armchair 10 Points

Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

People Making People Fart on TV 10 Points

Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

It's Your New Pastime 10 Points

Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Watch The Whole World Lose Their Mind 5 Points

Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

It's Not Them It's You 25 Points

Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Your High-Score Has Just Impressed Everyone 5 Points

Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

You Excelled! 10 Points

Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Your High-Score is Driving Me Insane 5 Points

Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Waste Every Minute! 50 Points

Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Biden 5 Points

Quit a song once started

1988 5 Points

Play the retro game

Play Ball! 5 Points

Play the bonus song

Thats Never Happened to Me Before 5 Points

Shart first before you do anything else

The Very Definition of Insanity 50 Points

Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode

LCD-J 5 Points

Play every song in the Retro game

Anti-Cult Cult Propaganda 5 Points

Play a HS2 Track in the music player

Anti-Cult Cult Leader 25 Points

Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player

Leader of the Free World 100 Points

Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels

scaling a mountain using the second amendment

Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/345 points)

New England 5 Points

Complete New England

The Southeast 5 Points

Complete The Southeast

Texas 10 Points

Complete Texas

The Great Plains 25 Points

Complete The Great Plains

Pacific Northwest 50 Points

Complete Pacific Northwest

California and The Southwest 50 Points

Complete California and The Southwest

Healthcare 100 Points

Complete the game

Express Healthcare 100 Points

Complete the game in less than 5 minutes

Snow Yourself

Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)

Discovered Fire 5 Points

Solve the first puzzle

Ornithologist 25 Points

Make friends with a bird

Snow Yourself 50 Points

Solve all the levels

Wanted!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/365 points)

Which head? 5 Points

Complete round 1

Head Spotting Enthusiast 10 Points

Complete round 10

Pro Detective 25 Points

Complete round 25

You Cannot Hide 50 Points

Complete round 50

NO ESCAPE 100 Points

Complete round 100

High Speed Chase 25 Points

Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed

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